Kids talk a lot

"Mr. Vest, do you have a crush on anyone? Like...a CRUSH? Like...you like her and she likes you and together you like each other? Well...do you? Come on, tell me. I promise I won't tell. Well, only my best friend and that's because we tell each other e.v.e.r.y.t.h.i.n.g. Like, our favorite TV shows. Our favorite brands of clothing. Stuff like that. So tell me...who do you have a crush on? Is it Ms. C? She has good taste in clothes. Do you have good taste in clothes? Sometimes you do but not today. Like what is with that tie? You wear it probably three times a week. Do you not get paid enough to buy ties? I could take one from my dad. He won't mind. He has, like, 100. We're not rich or anything, but he is always buying hisself some ties. If I could have 100 of anything it would be 100 of me. That way, everyone would be happy because I'm so unique. So, back to my important question, ahem...who do you have a crush on? It can't be Ms. X. She's loud and boisterous. Ha..."boisterous." You taught us that word. Am I boisterous? I can be sometimes. Like now...Like...Mr. Vest are you yawning? Are you tired? Do you not get enough sleep last night? I didn't either. I love me some late night TV. Do you watch Conan? He has funny hair. It sticks up like yours. Except his is more interesting because it's red. I'm not saying your hair isn't interesting, but it leaves something to be desired. Do you have a crush on Ms. Z? She could be a good fit for you. She's smart and pretty. That would do you some good, having a nice and pretty woman to come home to every night. Is that it? Is it Ms. Z? Wait...I take it back, Ms. Z is too good for you. You need someone less pretty. Like that girl on that show. You know the one I'm talking about. She's on that show. Mr. Vest, are you listening to me?

Am I in trouble?"