Student: "Mr. Vest, you say you are German, but you don't look it. Except for the hairy arms."
Mr. Vest: "Oh? If I'm not German, than what am I?"
Student: "Well, not someone from Germany. You look more like someone from Lumberjack."
Mr. Vest: "'Lumberjack?' Why?"
Student: "Because of the beard."
Mr. Vest: "And not my big muscles?"
Student: (long pause) "Mr. Vest, you don't have big muscles."
Mr. Vest: "Yes. I. Do."
Student: "Okay, maybe. You could cut down a tree. You look like you could carry an ax."
Mr. Vest: "I'll take that."
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