Student quote #11

A student is given the chance to lead the class in a discussion. He chooses, "What is the best thing about living in New York City?"

After a while, he asks, "What is your favorite New York restaurant?"

Sidenote: This kid is fashionable. He wears Dolce & Gabana scarves and knitted hats (and they are legit, son). I'm thinking he knows a thing or two about the hip places to eat in NYC. He must read "Time Out New York: Highlights style."

Then I remember that he's 9 years old.

Mr. Vest: "What kinds of restaurants were you thinking of?" (this was after I dismissed Dallas BBQ and Olive Garden from the children's choices).
Fashionable student: "Applebees. Clearly. Have you had their mozzarella sticks? Divine."